Along with the rest of me, my neck is getting slimmer. However, the resulting loose skin has given me a turkey wattle that makes me look a bit older than my 35 years. In short, my neck is a hag.
So today, instead of the wasabi almonds and blue nail polish buying that I like to indulge in on my lunch break, I bought neck firming cream. And this better work. Because crepey neck skin does not look good with my pigtails.