I finally figured out how to get the Google Friend Connect button to appear on my blog! It's like the clouds parted, and the sun shone down, and a chorus of angels started singing. You have no idea how much time I have wasted trying to figure that out. I read multiple forums, googled the hell out of it. Everything I found said that the Google Friend Connect widget was no longer available, and had been replaced by the Google+ one. I loathe Google+, so this was very disappointing. But today, I figured it out! So will you please friend me or follow me or whatever you want to do, just so it stops feeling like I'm blogging into a void? I'll be your very best friend.